at least one

my friends, in the brown house we measure the length of time it takes to do something using the "godfather" unit. How long will it take to drive there? At least 2 godfathers. How long until dinner's ready? About a 1/4 of a godfather. This morning it took me almost an entire godfather just to get to work. Which is amazing since I literally live not even 100 yards from my office. Why, you might ask? Because Timon had to use my car, and his was out of gas. Henry had to get to daycare. So there was a whole production that ensued. Ugh. Anyhow, I know you are all spending at least 1/2 a godfather per day perusing this blog, contemplating all the amazingly brilliant observations you find here.

(and just to clarify, we're talking Marlon Brando/Al Pacino Godfather [see fig.1, below], not my godfather Henry or Henry's godfather Chad. Although Chad takes a long time to do things sometimes. hmm.)
fig.1