aHEM. (updated)

Dear Frennie,
Please come out today. There are lots of people waiting for you, and there are so many awesome things to see and do on this side of Mommy. Maria is tired of being the littlest one, and if you're a girl she'd love to share clothes with you. Henry is ready to share his trains and cool boy stuff if you're a boy. Whoever you are, we can't wait to meet you.
Love,
Your Favorite Auntie

P.S. I may have just suggested a name for you if you are a boy. How does Cletus T. sound?

delurking day!

Okay, here it is kids - it's National Delurking Day! Come out of the shadows and leave a comment! In case you need a topic to write about, here's a subject:

WHAT is this ABOUT?!? SRSLY.

(Thanks to Liz for the idea, although she was just as puzzled by Drew Barrymore.)

philosophy 101

Final Exam Essay Questions - Please use complete paragraphs illuminating your answers with specific thought processes used and strong examples illustrating your points. Spelling & grammar count heavily in your grade. Furthermore, anyone using the phrase "for all intensive purposes" in place of "for all intents and purposes", employing the word "supposably" (for any reason), or confusing the words "affect" and "effect" will receive an automatic failing grade.

1. Why is there air?

2. Is the chair really there?

3. What is the meaning of life?

Extra Credit:
4. If a car alarm sounds in the city from 3:30am until 4:45am when most normal people are trying to sleep, will anyone hear it? And if so, will they PLEASE TURN THE DAMN THING OFF SO A PREGNANT WOMAN CAN GET SOME SLEEP?

inquiring minds...

... want to know who you turkeys that read this blog are. Yeah, you, in Prescott Valley, AZ; and you in St. Paul, MN, and whoever comes here from Dallas, TX... I'm not trying to embarrass you, I just am dying to know who keeps coming back here. And the Google is telling me that you three are some loyal visitors. Let me get to know you - leave a comment, please. If you read my blog regularly and I didn't call you out by city, don't let that stop you from commenting to let me know you're here. I just am dying to know. Yes, Mom. I know you come here daily. I love you, too.