Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Jesus, save me (or, keepin' it real) *updated*

I just saw an article titled "Officials Fear Python Invasion" and subtitled "20 Foot Long Snakes Travel 1.6 Miles Per Day."

If you're looking for me, I'll be sitting on my roof.

*update: I have approximately 187 days before they get here at that rate of travel. I have now resumed breathing normally.




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, dear! Can snakes climb buildings? :)

Gwenn said...

Make room on the roof for me! I HATE SNAKES!!!!

Em said...

It's stuff like this that Chad says I shouldn't read...

These aren't Iowa officials, are they?

HereWeGoAJen said...

For some reason, I'm not afraid of big snakes. Little ones terrify me.

AwkwardMoments said...

I am not a fan!

Anonymous said...

You could always move to CONNECTICUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guess who ????

Ben and Kristen said...

yes...sept 4th! how funny.

Amy said...

I don't think New Jersey has a lot of snakes. I'm just saying.