Final Exam Essay Questions - Please use complete paragraphs illuminating your answers with specific thought processes used and strong examples illustrating your points. Spelling & grammar count heavily in your grade. Furthermore, anyone using the phrase "for all intensive purposes" in place of "for all intents and purposes", employing the word "supposably" (for any reason), or confusing the words "affect" and "effect" will receive an automatic failing grade.
1. Why is there air?
2. Is the chair really there?
3. What is the meaning of life?
Extra Credit:
4. If a car alarm sounds in the city from 3:30am until 4:45am when most normal people are trying to sleep, will anyone hear it? And if so, will they PLEASE TURN THE DAMN THING OFF SO A PREGNANT WOMAN CAN GET SOME SLEEP?
1. Why is there air?
2. Is the chair really there?
3. What is the meaning of life?
Extra Credit:
4. If a car alarm sounds in the city from 3:30am until 4:45am when most normal people are trying to sleep, will anyone hear it? And if so, will they PLEASE TURN THE DAMN THING OFF SO A PREGNANT WOMAN CAN GET SOME SLEEP?
4 comments:
Supposably, the sound of the alarm will never be heard by those to whom it matters. For all intensive purposes, this means the car alarm itself is completely useless. Nobody believes the car is actually being stolen anymore, since car alarms go off all the time, and so the only people effected are pregnant women trying to get some sleep already.
The chair is REALLY there to give one a place to sit and breathe the air that gives life while contemplating the meaning of life. The car alarm reminds one that, in the middle of the night, air and life continue to exist. If one cannot sleep during the car alarm, the chair is still there for contemplation.
1. "To blow up basketballs, to blow up volleyballs, to blow up footballs. Thats why there is air. Any Phys Ed major can tell you that."
2. What is who cares Alex?
3. Yes, everyone who doesn't care about the car will hear it.
can you repeat the question...
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