Inspired by the post of one of my favorite cousins, I will now share with you some search terms with which people have found my blog in recent weeks... It always cracks me up. I shall leave them exactly as I found them, with no spelling correction, and in ascending order of popularity. Isn't it funnier that way?
5. "types of faux-hawks" As if I am a hairstyle expert. One look at this miserable mop I've got working lately and that notion will be quickly dispelled. I hope whoever's rocking my hair (via my Locks of Love donation) these days is enjoying it, because I'm NOT pleased with this do.
4. "stuff to say to a women" The "a womEn" part is what gets me. I'm sure this comes from the title of my blog, but I still think the poor soul searching for what to say to a womEn is probably sorely disappointed in how little advice I had for him. Or her, whatever.
3. "I dare you photo" Oh yeah?!? Well, I TRIPLE-DOG-DARE you, photo!!! Notice the breach in dare etiquette, skipping straight to the triple-dog-dare.
2. "secrets about sister-in-laws" I have NO idea where this came from. Don't be scared, Greta, Amy, and Courtney... I have no secrets about any of you, and if I did, I'm sure this would not be the venue for spreading any gossip. I prefer to spread my gossip the old fashioned ways - over the phone or in an email.
...and by far, the most common search is:
1. "big chop" and its many variations, like "how to do the big chop at home," and "big chop color," and "big chop photos." This of course comes from the aforementioned (#5) donation that I made earlier this year. Who knows, but apparently there are 10s of people every month that search for "big chop," and end up here. I salute you, unknown readers.
In the recent words of Henry: (making a big sighing noise) "That was so so fun, Mommy!!"
5. "types of faux-hawks" As if I am a hairstyle expert. One look at this miserable mop I've got working lately and that notion will be quickly dispelled. I hope whoever's rocking my hair (via my Locks of Love donation) these days is enjoying it, because I'm NOT pleased with this do.
4. "stuff to say to a women" The "a womEn" part is what gets me. I'm sure this comes from the title of my blog, but I still think the poor soul searching for what to say to a womEn is probably sorely disappointed in how little advice I had for him. Or her, whatever.
3. "I dare you photo" Oh yeah?!? Well, I TRIPLE-DOG-DARE you, photo!!! Notice the breach in dare etiquette, skipping straight to the triple-dog-dare.
2. "secrets about sister-in-laws" I have NO idea where this came from. Don't be scared, Greta, Amy, and Courtney... I have no secrets about any of you, and if I did, I'm sure this would not be the venue for spreading any gossip. I prefer to spread my gossip the old fashioned ways - over the phone or in an email.
...and by far, the most common search is:
1. "big chop" and its many variations, like "how to do the big chop at home," and "big chop color," and "big chop photos." This of course comes from the aforementioned (#5) donation that I made earlier this year. Who knows, but apparently there are 10s of people every month that search for "big chop," and end up here. I salute you, unknown readers.
In the recent words of Henry: (making a big sighing noise) "That was so so fun, Mommy!!"
1 comment:
I always love looking up what brings people to my own blog. Yours are great!
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